You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
