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That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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