If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
