using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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