Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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