mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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