I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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