That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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