Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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