susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
