The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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