ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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