yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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