So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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