it was like his penis was on wheels.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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