it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
sex in a hospital.. check
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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