If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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