is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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