What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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