Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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