If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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