physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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