I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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