As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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