I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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