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she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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