Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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