THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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