Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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