so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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