do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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