i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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