So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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