It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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