i was born a porn star she said
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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