just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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