did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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