I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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