Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I got her a Nickelback box set.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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