So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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