great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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