He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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