break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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