I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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