if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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