closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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