Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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