I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
