Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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