the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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